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Recently we had some guests come into the restaurant who were professional sports players from a certain well-known sports organization. My friend John waited on them, and I swear, this happened:

JOHN: How's the halibut?
PROFESSIONAL SPORTS PLAYER FROM WELL-KNOWN SPORTS ORGANIZATION: I ate out a hooker.
JOHN: How did that compare to the halibut?

No word on whether the hooker was of the slot-machine variety.