<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152</id><updated>2011-10-01T12:53:15.186-04:00</updated><title type='text'>hansthecat</title><subtitle type='html'>Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>163</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-4062745630844403988</id><published>2011-01-01T13:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-01-01T13:24:38.251-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It's 2011. Are personal blogs still relevant?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/4062745630844403988/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=4062745630844403988' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4062745630844403988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4062745630844403988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2011/01/its-2011.html' title=''/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-3874519877883538370</id><published>2010-09-16T18:43:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2010-09-16T18:48:10.606-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Man, these folks really steam my tail.</title><summary type='text'>Dear Governor Kaine,No, you can't send me a sticker.I mean, Are you serious? "Democrats: Change That Matters"?! Really? That's the best thing anyone could come up with? Is there anyone, anyone at democrats.org who really thinks that sticker will do anything at all to rally the footsoldiers and make the undecideds stop and consider their choices?Perhaps if you had a sticker to send me with some </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/3874519877883538370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=3874519877883538370' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3874519877883538370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3874519877883538370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2010/09/man-these-folks-really-steam-my-tail.html' title='Man, these folks really steam my tail.'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-1628585739710880525</id><published>2009-09-07T15:38:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-07T15:39:24.621-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Once again, a composition from my favorite feline poet, Garfield:Labor Day, shmabor day.What a dumb day.To hire some jerk,Then send him away.To celebrate workBy playing all day.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/1628585739710880525/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=1628585739710880525' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1628585739710880525'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1628585739710880525'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2009/09/once-again-composition-from-my-favorite.html' title=''/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-3736015556461334604</id><published>2008-11-30T11:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-30T11:12:39.306-05:00</updated><title type='text'>if you're a human being we're in business</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/3736015556461334604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=3736015556461334604' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3736015556461334604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3736015556461334604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/11/if-youre-human-being-were-in-business.html' title='if you&apos;re a human being we&apos;re in business'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-7153881289327394347</id><published>2008-11-29T19:42:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-29T19:43:14.349-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Consider this post a cry for help:I don't have any Elliott Smith records. Where should I start?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/7153881289327394347/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=7153881289327394347' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7153881289327394347'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7153881289327394347'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/11/consider-this-post-cry-for-help-i-dont.html' title=''/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-2206220668606922204</id><published>2008-11-05T00:26:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-05T00:27:40.373-05:00</updated><title type='text'>just some quick thoughts</title><summary type='text'>The W. in George Bush's name stands for "Who?"Headline in Le Monde: "Le changement est arrivé en Amérique"I wish Tim Russert was still with us tonight.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/2206220668606922204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=2206220668606922204' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2206220668606922204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2206220668606922204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/11/just-some-quick-thoughts.html' title='just some quick thoughts'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-825250936085652553</id><published>2008-09-10T23:38:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-10T23:42:31.805-04:00</updated><title type='text'>countdown</title><summary type='text'>From time to time, Keith Olberman breaks his leash and broadcasts a "Special Comment". Invariably, the results are nothing short of spectacular:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/825250936085652553/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=825250936085652553' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/825250936085652553'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/825250936085652553'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/09/countdown.html' title='countdown'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-2586341397068727593</id><published>2008-07-18T23:50:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-18T23:56:20.544-04:00</updated><title type='text'>all i ever wanted all i ever needed</title><summary type='text'>The latest reason I've been so quiet is here:http://www.immediatetheatre.orgAnd a song is here: Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence (reinterpreted)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/2586341397068727593/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=2586341397068727593' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2586341397068727593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2586341397068727593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/07/all-i-ever-wanted-all-i-ever-needed.html' title='all i ever wanted all i ever needed'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-7254826107241479716</id><published>2008-07-09T16:16:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-09T16:19:17.215-04:00</updated><title type='text'>with scarves of red tied ’round their throats to keep their little heads from fallin’ in the snow</title><summary type='text'>Just in case you really like My Morning Jacket but think they just don't listen to enough Beach Boys, now there are Fleet Foxes!Fleet Foxes - White Winter Hymnal</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/7254826107241479716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=7254826107241479716' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7254826107241479716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7254826107241479716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/07/with-scarves-of-red-tied-round-their.html' title='with scarves of red tied ’round their throats to keep their little heads from fallin’ in the snow'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-2230315312243189920</id><published>2008-05-06T13:00:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-06T13:17:54.087-04:00</updated><title type='text'>stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me</title><summary type='text'>It's a big day around these parts. I woke a few times during the night last night, fitfully thinking that it was all over and I had to check the results immediately.I voted a week ago in North Carolina's nifty early voting, but I wish I hadn't. That is to say, I wish I'd waited and gotten more information on local races before casting a ballot. The local board of elections put out a pamphlet in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/2230315312243189920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=2230315312243189920' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2230315312243189920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2230315312243189920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/05/stacy-cant-you-see-youre-just-not-girl.html' title='stacy can&apos;t you see you&apos;re just not the girl for me'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-8463247022315754053</id><published>2008-05-05T01:40:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-05T01:48:31.038-04:00</updated><title type='text'>and i know that you'll find, love, i will possess your heart</title><summary type='text'>The poet's name is Robin Robertson, and this is from the book A Painted Field. Reprinted here without permission, but I'm saying, if you like it, buy the book.STATICThe storm shakes out its sheetsagainst the darkening window:the glass flinches under thrown hail.Unhinged, the television slips its hold,streams into black and whitethen silence, as the lines go down.Her postcards stir on the shelf, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/8463247022315754053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=8463247022315754053' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8463247022315754053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8463247022315754053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/05/and-i-know-that-youll-find-love-i-will.html' title='and i know that you&apos;ll find, love, i will possess your heart'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-5426820263215823830</id><published>2008-04-25T00:04:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-25T00:53:00.951-04:00</updated><title type='text'>it's looking like a beautiful day</title><summary type='text'>Here's the difference between finance professionals and music lovers: if you're a finance professional, you divide the year up into quarters, and April, rather than being the fourth month of the year, is the first month of Q2 2008; whereas if you're a music lover, you wonder what the hell took 2008 so long to finally give you some really great music.I'm speaking, of course, of M83's new record, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/5426820263215823830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=5426820263215823830' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5426820263215823830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5426820263215823830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/04/its-looking-like-beautiful-day.html' title='it&apos;s looking like a beautiful day'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-5020365939991218297</id><published>2008-04-22T23:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-22T23:12:38.085-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i'm 15 years old and i feel it's already too late to live. don't you?</title><summary type='text'>To answer Xtian's question, no, M83 did not sound this 80's before. They used to be a bit more ambient. But it's not just 80's that they're going for here, it's 80's teenagerdom, and that's what makes me so ecstatic about it. Allmusic.com's review says it sounds like "the soundtrack to the most glamorous film John Hughes never made", which is about right. As if to drive that exact point home, the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/5020365939991218297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=5020365939991218297' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5020365939991218297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5020365939991218297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/04/im-15-years-old-and-i-feel-its-already.html' title='i&apos;m 15 years old and i feel it&apos;s already too late to live. don&apos;t you?'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-8465954141650220939</id><published>2008-04-11T23:22:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-11T23:37:13.794-04:00</updated><title type='text'>you obviously you didn't want to stick around</title><summary type='text'>Note to IAH:Well, the Pappadeaux seafood lunch buffet jumped up a couple dollars in price, didn't it? No matter, it's still well worth it, and I hope I can always be seated right there at the railing, looking out over some gates - where are all those people going? - and the big windows to the runway.I've said it before, IAH is not a bad place to spend the better part of a day, at least as far as </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/8465954141650220939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=8465954141650220939' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8465954141650220939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8465954141650220939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/04/you-obviously-you-didnt-want-to-stick.html' title='you obviously you didn&apos;t want to stick around'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-5049141010499336723</id><published>2008-04-10T23:53:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-11T00:09:38.293-04:00</updated><title type='text'>they have a secret world in the twilight</title><summary type='text'>This may surprise you, but I'm a regular reader of Patrick Smith's "Ask A Pilot" blog, and I often end up sharing his articles in my feed reader (someone says I should share in FriendFeed as well, but I don't know, it all sounds very complicated, and might make it just that much easier for the robots to find me). But today's is particularly good, especially regarding the safety record of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/5049141010499336723/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=5049141010499336723' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5049141010499336723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5049141010499336723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/04/they-have-secret-world-in-twilight.html' title='they have a secret world in the twilight'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-1138347845264730209</id><published>2008-04-10T18:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-10T18:48:18.494-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i'm not lyin' sure it seems like i'm tryin' to get back at you</title><summary type='text'>Note to BNA:I noticed when I got off the plane that the gate area smelled like sauerkraut. What's with that? I didn't see any places selling the stuff or anyone cooking it on a camp stove, so where was it coming from?Generally, you're about what I would expect from an airport in a medium-sized southern city. Pretty friendly overall, but nothing spectacular, no cutting edge to be found. But I did </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/1138347845264730209/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=1138347845264730209' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1138347845264730209'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1138347845264730209'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/04/im-not-lyin-sure-it-seems-like-im-tryin.html' title='i&apos;m not lyin&apos; sure it seems like i&apos;m tryin&apos; to get back at you'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-2331100718664704909</id><published>2008-03-03T21:49:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-03T21:57:55.215-05:00</updated><title type='text'>something is happening in the world</title><summary type='text'>The contrasting '3am' videos and the pitter patter of MSM analysis:What nobody is talking about, however, is that the narrator of Obama's ad is quite obviously the same narrator as on Paul Hardcastle's classic "19" (you know: "In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was twenty-six. In Vietnam, he was nineteen. In-in-in-in-in-in-in-in Vietnam he was nineteen"). Surely that's relevant.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/2331100718664704909/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=2331100718664704909' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2331100718664704909'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2331100718664704909'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/03/something-is-happening-in-world.html' title='something is happening in the world'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-1079311533074428082</id><published>2008-02-24T00:35:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-24T00:53:53.026-05:00</updated><title type='text'>who imposes the terms of the battle will impose the terms of the peace</title><summary type='text'>Redbelt, new film from David Mamet. The trailer is here. With Joe Mantegna, Rebecca Pidgeon (mmmm, Rebecca pidgeon), Chiwetel Ejiofor, and... Tim Allen?!!That's right, boys and girls, Tim Allen in a real film with a real director, almost as if he was a real actor. I'm shocked, shocked I say, but I'll withhold judgment until I've seen the whole performance. Deep down, though, I'm hoping Mamet put </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/1079311533074428082/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=1079311533074428082' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1079311533074428082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1079311533074428082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/02/who-imposes-terms-of-battle-will-impose.html' title='who imposes the terms of the battle will impose the terms of the peace'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-6281049060421228482</id><published>2008-02-13T10:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T10:16:00.507-05:00</updated><title type='text'>stevevaiyesecholyn</title><summary type='text'>Pamelia Kurstin is the theremin star you always wanted to be.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/6281049060421228482/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=6281049060421228482' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6281049060421228482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6281049060421228482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/02/stevevaiyesecholyn.html' title='stevevaiyesecholyn'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-7744289132626494988</id><published>2008-02-13T01:18:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T01:52:07.986-05:00</updated><title type='text'>so the sign says "ok"</title><summary type='text'>Well it seems that my activity in these environs has been, at the least, lacking. Here's the briefest of updates:Primaries!Xtian asks who's the bigger loser, Hillary Clinton or Jeff Tweedy (nominated for a Grammy but didn't win). I have to give this one to Hillary: at least Jeff Tweedy was nominated!But seriously folks. I really, really hope Obama's momentum continues. I'm done with the Clintons.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/7744289132626494988/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=7744289132626494988' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7744289132626494988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7744289132626494988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/02/so-sign-says-ok.html' title='so the sign says &quot;ok&quot;'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-9042488178377049351</id><published>2008-01-31T00:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-31T00:48:39.599-05:00</updated><title type='text'>read all the pamphlets and watch the tapes</title><summary type='text'>You could ask what the hell takes me so long to post pictures from the trip I took over a month ago, but it's not like I'd have an answer.How I spent my Xmas vacation:P.S. LCD Soundsystem - 45:33 Part III</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/9042488178377049351/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=9042488178377049351' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/9042488178377049351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/9042488178377049351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/01/read-all-pamphlets-and-watch-tapes.html' title='read all the pamphlets and watch the tapes'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-2430338181872321003</id><published>2008-01-30T01:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-30T01:53:40.600-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the coffee isn't even bitter</title><summary type='text'>Just saw Darjeeling Limited, finally. I love Wes Anderson films, so why do I wait so long to see them? I've never seen one on opening weekend, and I waited so long to see Rushmore that it was ruined for me by all the hype. On the other hand, I waited years to see Life Aquatic, and I think it might have been sweetened for me by all the mixed reviews. Anyway, I liked this one as much as Royal </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/2430338181872321003/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=2430338181872321003' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2430338181872321003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2430338181872321003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/01/coffee-isnt-even-bitter.html' title='the coffee isn&apos;t even bitter'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-869853422094320496</id><published>2008-01-05T01:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-05T01:19:33.668-05:00</updated><title type='text'>you said heroes are needed so heroes get made</title><summary type='text'>It's amazing what a little disgust will do; I fired this off in one draft tonight:Dear Democratic Party,I am a registered Democrat and I came to the Democratic Party website looking for information on the nominating process for the presidential election. I'd hoped to find a detailed schedule and explanation of how things worked from here, but I wasn't necessarily surprised when I didn't find it. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/869853422094320496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=869853422094320496' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/869853422094320496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/869853422094320496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/01/you-said-heroes-are-needed-so-heroes.html' title='you said heroes are needed so heroes get made'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-6557809922607918519</id><published>2008-01-04T00:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-04T01:17:39.245-05:00</updated><title type='text'>while you debate half-empty or half-full</title><summary type='text'>Oh man, I'm going to have a hard time sleeping tonight; the Iowa caucus results have made me giddy. If you haven't seen Obama's victory speech, it's riveting.Songs today:Jim Sturgess - GirlEddie Izzard - Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite(but really, go see the movie)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/6557809922607918519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=6557809922607918519' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6557809922607918519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6557809922607918519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/01/while-you-debate-half-empty-or-half.html' title='while you debate half-empty or half-full'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-3205447636406301009</id><published>2008-01-02T14:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-02T14:20:53.363-05:00</updated><title type='text'>i'll be right here for you my dear</title><summary type='text'>I don't so much do the whole new years resolution thing, mostly because it always ends in disappointment. But I do have a kernel of an inkling of an idea of a plan for this blog, and that is: songs, songs, and more songs. I'm gonna post a lot of songs, is what. Maybe not every day, but at least every other day, or every few days, or once a month or something like that. Sometimes I'll post a song </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/3205447636406301009/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=3205447636406301009' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3205447636406301009'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3205447636406301009'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2008/01/ill-be-right-here-for-you-my-dear.html' title='i&apos;ll be right here for you my dear'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-9110257375151586088</id><published>2007-12-04T19:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-04T19:16:05.207-05:00</updated><title type='text'>yes i know it was late but we were greeting the sun before long</title><summary type='text'>Well, here's what I've been up to:And here's what the Charlotte Observer thinks of it:http://www.charlotte.com/local/story/387785.htmlClassic tale, fresh approachRadio-style staging, sound effects add charm to `Wonderful Life'JULIE YORK COPPENS"You've been given a great gift, Charlotte: a chance to see what the world would be like if you'd never lost your professional regional theater."At least I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/9110257375151586088/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=9110257375151586088' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/9110257375151586088'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/9110257375151586088'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/12/yes-i-know-it-was-late-but-we-were.html' title='yes i know it was late but we were greeting the sun before long'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-5766869681358567212</id><published>2007-10-29T23:18:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-29T23:21:20.938-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i wanted to be a ghostie</title><summary type='text'>Halloween's soon, I guess. Take a look at this.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/5766869681358567212/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=5766869681358567212' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5766869681358567212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5766869681358567212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/10/i-wanted-to-be-ghostie.html' title='i wanted to be a ghostie'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-8602346814244988181</id><published>2007-10-29T15:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-29T16:43:37.509-04:00</updated><title type='text'>all of the things that go to make heaven and earth are here</title><summary type='text'>Not a single day off since August. That's why I've been so quiet. Won't get one until November 10. And yes, my sanity is challenged a little more every day. But a few things have helped out in that regard.Example: New Pornographers show last night. It was everything I hoped for. No, it was more than that, actually, as I'd already resigned myself to the fact that Neko Case doesn't usually tour </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/8602346814244988181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=8602346814244988181' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8602346814244988181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8602346814244988181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/10/all-of-things-that-go-to-make-heaven.html' title='all of the things that go to make heaven and earth are here'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-5623576940810362276</id><published>2007-10-19T01:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-19T01:19:10.678-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i said speak your mind, jack, but jesus!</title><summary type='text'>Oh my goodness gracious. Hat tip to Bernhard Grier for this one:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/5623576940810362276/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=5623576940810362276' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5623576940810362276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5623576940810362276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/10/i-said-speak-your-mind-jack-but-jesus.html' title='i said speak your mind, jack, but jesus!'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-5531554820854080288</id><published>2007-09-10T15:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T15:47:20.136-04:00</updated><title type='text'>ready to bolt at the first glimpse of failsafe</title><summary type='text'>I put a bell on the handlebars of my bicycle. This makes me feel:A) marginally safer in areas of high pedestrian traffic (especially important in Asheville, where most of the pedestrians are high).2) like a schoolgirl.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/5531554820854080288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=5531554820854080288' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5531554820854080288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5531554820854080288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/09/ready-to-bolt-at-first-glimpse-of.html' title='ready to bolt at the first glimpse of failsafe'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-7129108942158969023</id><published>2007-09-06T23:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-10T15:47:47.303-04:00</updated><title type='text'>he whistles and he runs</title><summary type='text'>I haven't been as excited about a script since maybe The Runner Stumbles in 1999. I'm convinced that Copenhagen is among the very best scripts in contemporary drama. My original copy is still bookmarked with the boarding pass from my Newark-Hamburg flight last September, when I knew I had to sleep some ("all those dark and frantic transatlantic miles") but I couldn't because I was so amped up </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/7129108942158969023/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=7129108942158969023' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7129108942158969023'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7129108942158969023'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/09/he-whistles-and-he-runs.html' title='he whistles and he runs'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-3917684419306550492</id><published>2007-09-05T23:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-05T23:54:26.112-04:00</updated><title type='text'>it's a sweet and sour concerto</title><summary type='text'>Anybody got any theories on what's the deal with the fake songs in this trailer? Very strange.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/3917684419306550492/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=3917684419306550492' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3917684419306550492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3917684419306550492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/09/its-sweet-and-sour-concerto.html' title='it&apos;s a sweet and sour concerto'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-4612067836864110577</id><published>2007-09-03T11:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-03T11:57:09.690-04:00</updated><title type='text'>watch this meeting hall sweat and shake</title><summary type='text'>As every year, dear readers, I offer you this Labor Day po-eme from a Garfield strip a hundred years ago:Labor Day, Shmabor DayWhat a dumb dayTo hire some jerkThen send him awayTo celebrate workBy playing all day</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/4612067836864110577/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=4612067836864110577' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4612067836864110577'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4612067836864110577'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/09/watch-this-meeting-hall-sweat-and-shake.html' title='watch this meeting hall sweat and shake'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-8689316772206033860</id><published>2007-08-30T14:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-30T14:12:52.730-04:00</updated><title type='text'>through the storms and the light baby you stood by my side</title><summary type='text'>Well this is just kind of genius, isn't it?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/8689316772206033860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=8689316772206033860' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8689316772206033860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8689316772206033860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/08/through-storms-and-light-baby-you-stood.html' title='through the storms and the light baby you stood by my side'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-8058472248305164441</id><published>2007-08-30T01:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-30T01:47:53.507-04:00</updated><title type='text'>all hands on deck</title><summary type='text'>I can tell I'm really busy when I can't quite figure out when, within the space of a week or two, I'll be able to do laundry. Certainly I'm not one to read a book about the seven habits of highly successful people, or care about those habits or even those people, but if I were a betting man I'd say those people habitually keep a washer and dryer in their residences. It would save me a lot of time</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/8058472248305164441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=8058472248305164441' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8058472248305164441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8058472248305164441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/08/all-hands-on-deck.html' title='all hands on deck'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-113363068626819691</id><published>2007-08-27T22:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-27T22:33:53.620-04:00</updated><title type='text'>as i leave you with restless liars and dealers on the take</title><summary type='text'>So, in another of innumerable missed opportunities to right a sinking ship, the President didn't fire the Attorney General. Instead, Gonzales has resigned, which of course only makes Bush look even worse.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/113363068626819691/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=113363068626819691' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/113363068626819691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/113363068626819691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/08/as-i-leave-you-with-restless-liars-and.html' title='as i leave you with restless liars and dealers on the take'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-4178323931845679960</id><published>2007-08-23T16:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-23T16:43:14.790-04:00</updated><title type='text'>tell me your own politik</title><summary type='text'>No offense to President Bill (I love you, man!), but this banned commercial is just real danged funny, not to mention well done:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/4178323931845679960/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=4178323931845679960' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4178323931845679960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4178323931845679960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/08/tell-me-your-own-politik.html' title='tell me your own politik'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-3439064337252298272</id><published>2007-08-21T14:53:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-21T14:56:28.379-04:00</updated><title type='text'>still your face is young</title><summary type='text'>I can't quite put my finger on why this is such an emotional issue for me, but I'm really happy that Endeavour landed safely. Maybe it's because the Challenger explosion was the first major tragedy I was really clued into. Also I always wanted to be a spaceman when I grew up.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/3439064337252298272/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=3439064337252298272' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3439064337252298272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3439064337252298272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/08/still-your-face-is-young.html' title='still your face is young'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-7829023750201029861</id><published>2007-08-20T11:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-20T11:48:10.169-04:00</updated><title type='text'>we ain't going to the town we're going to the city</title><summary type='text'>There's an article in today's Times about a bike race through Staten Island organized mostly for Manhattan bike messengers. A couple of interesting things from the article: one guy warms up with a cigarette; another says Manhattan is "basically as bike-friendly as you can get". I have no experience with the former, but my experience with the latter is that this guy's crazy. Staten Island traffic </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/7829023750201029861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=7829023750201029861' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7829023750201029861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7829023750201029861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/08/we-aint-going-to-town-were-going-to.html' title='we ain&apos;t going to the town we&apos;re going to the city'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-1055172142614743959</id><published>2007-08-19T22:08:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-19T22:10:09.221-04:00</updated><title type='text'>sweetness and light</title><summary type='text'>Apparently Japanese people like to gaze at their shoes too.Asobi Seksu - Goodbye</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/1055172142614743959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=1055172142614743959' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1055172142614743959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1055172142614743959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/08/sweetness-and-light.html' title='sweetness and light'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-1268276760569634114</id><published>2007-08-17T10:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-17T11:14:53.911-04:00</updated><title type='text'>yes a heart will always stay one day too long</title><summary type='text'>Summertime is for staying put. Or at least that's the lesson it seems I'm meant to learn, but of course I'm way too dense for that.My plan today:EWR-DCADCA-IAHIAH-AVLAs of now, everything looks fine, the biggest hitch being that I don't have a way to get home from the airport. But there's this tropical rainstorm named Erin hanging out in South Texas who may have other ideas for me...UPDATE: Well,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/1268276760569634114/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=1268276760569634114' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1268276760569634114'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1268276760569634114'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/08/yes-heart-will-always-stay-one-day-too.html' title='yes a heart will always stay one day too long'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-8194584650494867654</id><published>2007-08-10T23:17:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-10T23:31:13.812-04:00</updated><title type='text'>spare me the suspense</title><summary type='text'>So the Discovery bicycling team is disbanding. Seems Discovery doesn't want to be associated with a sport whose image just gets tarnished more and more. I just don't understand the whole thing, and I gots questions:How does it get this far? A few years ago, steroids in bicycling was a big, widely-publicized deal. The next year it was bigger, and bigger again the year after that. Until finally </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/8194584650494867654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=8194584650494867654' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8194584650494867654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8194584650494867654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/08/spare-me-suspense.html' title='spare me the suspense'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-4299107813637869208</id><published>2007-08-04T23:37:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-04T23:44:31.537-04:00</updated><title type='text'>babe it's time we give something new a try</title><summary type='text'>The record is tied, Bonds hit number 755 tonight. But how beautiful is it that hope for redemption bloomed in the same afternoon, as Alex Rodriguez hit his 500th at the age of 32, well ahead of Bonds for his age?I think Bonds is an asshole, and there are good arguments for his guilt, but I'm still impressed by his achievement. But there were fans at Petco Park tonight holding signs bearing huge </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/4299107813637869208/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=4299107813637869208' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4299107813637869208'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4299107813637869208'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/08/babe-its-time-we-give-something-new-try.html' title='babe it&apos;s time we give something new a try'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-7877899111281167392</id><published>2007-08-01T23:27:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-02T00:05:11.601-04:00</updated><title type='text'>if i get scared i'll just call you</title><summary type='text'>Don't touch anything. Seriously. Because chances are whatever you'd touch, even that mouse and keyboard in front of you, is made of plastic, and it's becoming clear that plastic is bad for you because of a magic ingredient known as bisphenol. I'm not sure how anybody is surprised by this, but there it is. I'll call this good news, because if it's bad enough that we really need to worry about it, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/7877899111281167392/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=7877899111281167392' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7877899111281167392'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7877899111281167392'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/08/if-i-get-scared-ill-just-call-you.html' title='if i get scared i&apos;ll just call you'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-3507729166739123488</id><published>2007-07-25T00:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-25T01:08:17.894-04:00</updated><title type='text'>now it's my rights versus yours</title><summary type='text'>Okay, let me just get this off my chest first: when there's one out left in the game, why can't the Braves just go ahead and get the out? I mean instead of blowing a four-run lead?Anyway, so far (although here we go into extra innings) Smoltzie and Hudson have been able to keep Bonds's home run bat silent, and I'm glad about that. I'd like it if Bonds didn't break the record against Hank Aaron's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/3507729166739123488/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=3507729166739123488' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3507729166739123488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3507729166739123488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/07/now-its-my-rights-versus-yours.html' title='now it&apos;s my rights versus yours'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-5142831782542026131</id><published>2007-07-22T14:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-22T14:20:32.215-04:00</updated><title type='text'>all the boys with their homemade microphones</title><summary type='text'>I wrote a haiku for Weston about driving his VW Combi, Ethyl, up to DC a couple of weeks from now. The haiku was pretty poor. Here was his response:Your haiku leave much to desirePlease don’t answer to ‘Poets for Hire’    But as to your plan    For driving the vanAnd the fucked in a bucket of shitNo one can say my friends aren't funny.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/5142831782542026131/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=5142831782542026131' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5142831782542026131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5142831782542026131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/07/all-boys-with-their-homemade.html' title='all the boys with their homemade microphones'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-6200850301217493925</id><published>2007-07-20T14:05:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-20T22:01:10.604-04:00</updated><title type='text'>when your mind's made up there's no point trying to change it</title><summary type='text'>Round-up:Pirates of the Caribbean At World's EndEnjoyed it, certainly much more than the last one, but overall I'm glad that whole thing's over with.Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixAt last a really good, though not great, movie has been made out of this series. Why did it take five tries to get it right? It helps that it comes from my favorite book of the series, but the filmmakers' </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/6200850301217493925/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=6200850301217493925' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6200850301217493925'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6200850301217493925'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/07/when-your-minds-made-up-theres-no-point.html' title='when your mind&apos;s made up there&apos;s no point trying to change it'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-2363547963556435449</id><published>2007-07-16T18:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-16T18:26:01.785-04:00</updated><title type='text'>we rejoice because the hurting is so painless from the distance of passing cars</title><summary type='text'>Just a few quick things:- If you ask Google Maps for directions but don't care for the route they suggest, you can now click and drag the blue line to match the way you want to go. I've been wanting someone to do that for a long time, and now Google has gone and done it. It's especially useful if you want to see how far you've been on your bike. Now if only they could add topographical </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/2363547963556435449/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=2363547963556435449' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2363547963556435449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2363547963556435449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/07/we-rejoice-because-hurting-is-so.html' title='we rejoice because the hurting is so painless from the distance of passing cars'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-1428548963003850260</id><published>2007-07-10T18:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-10T19:07:51.220-04:00</updated><title type='text'>do you think the girls here ever wondered how they got so pretty</title><summary type='text'>The New Pornographers' Challengers has quickly become the soundtrack to my summer. If you haven't heard it, here are some samples.Myriad HarbourIf your name was Reid, which it isn't, I'd say this song has all the hallmarks of seeming to be made specifically for you. Then you'd ask me what those hallmarks are, and I'd say I couldn't explain it exactly, but it would have something to do playful </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/1428548963003850260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=1428548963003850260' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1428548963003850260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1428548963003850260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/07/do-you-think-girls-here-ever-wondered.html' title='do you think the girls here ever wondered how they got so pretty'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-3948221913666651631</id><published>2007-07-06T22:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-06T23:02:58.639-04:00</updated><title type='text'>we are liars like the summertime</title><summary type='text'>I think it has been twenty years. That would put me at fourteen years old; sounds about right. It was the first and, until tonight, the last time. Funny, though, how some things never change.Yes, after a twenty year hiatus, I can still report with certainty: Rolling Rock tastes like soap.So here's an idea: instead of drinking soap, have a real beer and listen to this song. It's summer, dontcha </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/3948221913666651631/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=3948221913666651631' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3948221913666651631'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3948221913666651631'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/07/we-are-liars-like-summertime.html' title='we are liars like the summertime'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-3395578964749732352</id><published>2007-07-04T00:59:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-04T01:04:01.933-04:00</updated><title type='text'>deus ex machina, good morning christina</title><summary type='text'>I haven't even seen A Might Heart yet, although it's high on my list, and it's not like I've been following the story especially closely, but the news of Alan Johnston's release today really touched and cheered me like no news story has in quite a while. Not everything leads directly and inevitably to a worst-case scenario, much to the chagrin of the American press.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/3395578964749732352/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=3395578964749732352' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3395578964749732352'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3395578964749732352'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/07/deus-ex-machina-good-morning-christina.html' title='deus ex machina, good morning christina'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-4327203434071984197</id><published>2007-07-03T15:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-03T15:31:34.732-04:00</updated><title type='text'>who cares you always end up in the city</title><summary type='text'>News-junkie readers, do you miss the old layout of the Washington Post? And do you think the Japan Times is not a credible news source? No worries, just go to The Japan Times Online; they've got the old WP layout perfectly replicated, giving your eyes something fresh and delicious to look at and clearly demonstrating that theirs is a quality publication just like the Washington Post was and still</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/4327203434071984197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=4327203434071984197' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4327203434071984197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4327203434071984197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/07/who-cares-you-always-end-up-in-city.html' title='who cares you always end up in the city'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-6022757598892971474</id><published>2007-07-03T00:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-03T01:16:11.192-04:00</updated><title type='text'>person man hates triangle man</title><summary type='text'>There's an hour of setup in the morning at work before we open. If I'm bartending downstairs, I often use that time for BNRW (one of the myriad things this blog has stolen or plans to steal from some other blog). Upstairs I don't have that option, but sometimes someone will bring in a CD so we're not stuck with the mystifying inconsistencies of Muzak all day. This morning the CD was Fashion </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/6022757598892971474/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=6022757598892971474' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6022757598892971474'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6022757598892971474'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/07/person-man-hates-triangle-man.html' title='person man hates triangle man'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-8227223598241010099</id><published>2007-06-29T01:59:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-29T02:05:23.648-04:00</updated><title type='text'>what's the weight of the world worth to ya</title><summary type='text'>George W. Bush now says that Israel is a great model for Iraq. What, does the guy have advisors who are paid by American taxpayers to figure out exactly what sort of comment will irk the Arab world the most?Lordy.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/8227223598241010099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=8227223598241010099' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8227223598241010099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8227223598241010099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/06/whats-weight-of-world-worth-to-ya.html' title='what&apos;s the weight of the world worth to ya'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-2106416445284337889</id><published>2007-06-28T17:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-28T17:48:41.821-04:00</updated><title type='text'>if man is five</title><summary type='text'>In 1990 I found a CD called Creeping Up On Jesus by a band called The Big Dish in the dollar bin at a Coconuts Records &amp; Tapes in Jacksonville, FL. It might be one of the most radio-friendly and -ignored records of all time. Now, this is not something I should admit to many people, and so it may seem strange to broadcast it over the World Wide Wave, but the fact is this blog has four readers, and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/2106416445284337889/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=2106416445284337889' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2106416445284337889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2106416445284337889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/06/if-man-is-five.html' title='if man is five'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-5315736504538857299</id><published>2007-06-23T03:00:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-23T03:33:14.618-04:00</updated><title type='text'>and the sun has charred the other side of the world and come back to us, painting the smoke over our heads an imperial violet</title><summary type='text'>Note: this post is very long and maybe also a little boring. Which is about right, considering the day I've had.5.00See, here's what happened last night. The San Diego (SAN) - Newark (EWR) flight had between 9 and 12 empty seats, and I was about 7th on the list to get one. Weather in Newark was keeping our crew from getting to us, so another crew was brought in, one of whose members was due to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/5315736504538857299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=5315736504538857299' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5315736504538857299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5315736504538857299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/06/and-sun-has-charred-other-side-of-world_23.html' title='and the sun has charred the other side of the world and come back to us, painting the smoke over our heads an imperial violet'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-3608887037544929697</id><published>2007-06-14T18:37:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-14T19:24:57.127-04:00</updated><title type='text'>and the fingers bleed in the factories</title><summary type='text'>Look, I understand that the percentage of posts on this blog which mention robots is perhaps excessive, but I can cite two (2) good reasons for this:1&gt; Robots are funny.B&gt; Robots are scary.To illustrate both of these points, I direct you to the following 2 (two) pages located on the World Wide Wave: Donut Robot of Love 2000 (if you haven't seen this before, it's well worth the time to read the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/3608887037544929697/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=3608887037544929697' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3608887037544929697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3608887037544929697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/06/and-fingers-bleed-in-factories.html' title='and the fingers bleed in the factories'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-1303180331903830476</id><published>2007-06-13T00:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-13T02:21:42.528-04:00</updated><title type='text'>while we lost track of time in dreams of grandeur</title><summary type='text'>Okay, here's where I go a big rubbery one.Damn if this ain't some effective (and affective) television.It occurs to me that something this touching would be incredibly hard to recreate in a scripted moment, especially since the kind of person inclined to try is likely the type to heavy-hand his/her own grocery lists and probably wouldn't be able to resist turning this kind of thing into </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/1303180331903830476/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=1303180331903830476' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1303180331903830476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1303180331903830476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/06/while-we-lost-track-of-time-in-dreams.html' title='while we lost track of time in dreams of grandeur'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-3818362610218676887</id><published>2007-06-12T09:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-12T09:44:28.762-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i have scaled these city walls</title><summary type='text'>So Apple released a Safari 3 beta for Windows. A guy over at Wired wants to know who in their right mind would run Safari on Windows, and I can see his point. Right mind or not, though, I installed it and have been playing with it a little, and it doesn't seem like the crappy Safari he's talking about. It's a nice browser as far as I can tell, faster than Firefox or IE7, and pretty; the text box </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/3818362610218676887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=3818362610218676887' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3818362610218676887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3818362610218676887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/06/i-have-scaled-these-city-walls.html' title='i have scaled these city walls'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-6985365623313696781</id><published>2007-06-04T17:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-04T17:54:20.571-04:00</updated><title type='text'>what we want is what you want</title><summary type='text'>This is the text of a handwritten note that Melanie found on a fridge in the common room:A person who takes my Korean red ginseng put it back in the kitchen.It is not a ginseng!!!A substance inside of a bottle is only for a pregnant woman.Actually, it belongs to my aunt.She is a pregnant!!If a man or who woman who is not a pregnant takes and drinks it, he or she will be die or goes to hospital.It</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/6985365623313696781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=6985365623313696781' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6985365623313696781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6985365623313696781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/06/what-we-want-is-what-you-want.html' title='what we want is what you want'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-4809268319552729663</id><published>2007-05-31T11:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-31T11:17:20.004-04:00</updated><title type='text'>son, your average russkie don't take a dump without a plan</title><summary type='text'>I tried to leave a comment on Grabbingsand yesterday, but for some reason it didn't take, so I'm making it a post here instead.The issue is Fred Thompson and whether or not he's the Messiah or the second coming of Ronald Reagan. Thomas argues that he's neither, and is in fact just an ex-senator with very little experience. Thomas has a point there.But I've heard a couple of Fred Thompson's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/4809268319552729663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=4809268319552729663' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4809268319552729663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4809268319552729663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/05/son-your-average-russkie-dont-take-dump.html' title='son, your average russkie don&apos;t take a dump without a plan'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-6966801079638642540</id><published>2007-05-31T00:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-31T00:42:36.475-04:00</updated><title type='text'>let the cold wind blow, rough night in jericho</title><summary type='text'>You've read the story, now see the pictures.(Sorry for the delay in getting these shots up. Uh, blame it on the rain?)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/6966801079638642540/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=6966801079638642540' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6966801079638642540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6966801079638642540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/05/let-cold-wind-blow-rough-night-in.html' title='let the cold wind blow, rough night in jericho'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-308171693342816273</id><published>2007-05-30T23:10:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-30T23:10:56.273-04:00</updated><title type='text'>the wise man built his words upon the rocks but i'm not bound to follow suit</title><summary type='text'>If there's anything I can't stand, it's a smart owl.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/308171693342816273/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=308171693342816273' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/308171693342816273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/308171693342816273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/05/wise-man-built-his-words-upon-rocks-but.html' title='the wise man built his words upon the rocks but i&apos;m not bound to follow suit'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-380479957405565116</id><published>2007-05-29T20:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-30T00:24:39.835-04:00</updated><title type='text'>we're only losers til we reach the end of senior year</title><summary type='text'>What, wish The Postal Service would make another record? Go listen to Plushgun (via AM Music Blog) instead. Silly fun bratty-kid pop with stunningly gorgeous electronic interludes. Especially recommended: "How We Roll".Also, this is hysterical (thanks to Grabbingsand for the tip):</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/380479957405565116/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=380479957405565116' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/380479957405565116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/380479957405565116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/05/were-only-losers-til-we-reach-end-of.html' title='we&apos;re only losers til we reach the end of senior year'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-1700162228644632504</id><published>2007-05-29T20:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-29T20:38:35.932-04:00</updated><title type='text'>give me the words and i'll say them like i mean it</title><summary type='text'>Notice:hansthecat postings are no longer published at www.immediatetheatre.org/hblog, but have been moved to hansthecat.blogspot.com. Please take a moment to update your readers accordingly. Thank you for your attention. This moment has been duly noted on your timecards and will be deducted from your pay. That is all.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/1700162228644632504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=1700162228644632504' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1700162228644632504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1700162228644632504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/05/give-me-words-and-ill-say-them-like-i.html' title='give me the words and i&apos;ll say them like i mean it'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-3872707187826330756</id><published>2007-05-20T22:57:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-20T22:58:59.261-04:00</updated><title type='text'>no one can eat fifty eggs!</title><summary type='text'>I just think it's a shame that adults don't dare each other to eat outrageous things as much as kids do.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/3872707187826330756/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=3872707187826330756' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3872707187826330756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3872707187826330756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/05/no-one-can-eat-fifty-eggs.htm' title='no one can eat fifty eggs!'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-7893265116468809778</id><published>2007-05-09T01:26:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-10T00:55:26.407-04:00</updated><title type='text'>hands to the ceiling, it's a gas</title><summary type='text'>Took some pictures is what.In and around Asheville</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/7893265116468809778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=7893265116468809778' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7893265116468809778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7893265116468809778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/05/hands-to-ceiling-its-gas.htm' title='hands to the ceiling, it&apos;s a gas'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-8163685821301432728</id><published>2007-05-08T21:05:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-08T21:08:46.749-04:00</updated><title type='text'>we know a place where no cars go</title><summary type='text'>Not to beat a dead horse, but I fear that our folly will be known only when it is too late:Termibot robot exterminator kills termites, heralds terrifying future(Okay, to beat a dead horse...)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/8163685821301432728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=8163685821301432728' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8163685821301432728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8163685821301432728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/05/we-know-place-where-no-cars-go.htm' title='we know a place where no cars go'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-8238034428074112730</id><published>2007-04-27T02:28:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-27T02:29:55.262-04:00</updated><title type='text'>reeling with the feeling don't stop continue</title><summary type='text'>I have decided that the most insidious combination of words in the English language is "one more drink", especially when directly preceded by the phrase "come on".</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/8238034428074112730/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=8238034428074112730' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8238034428074112730'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/8238034428074112730'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/04/reeling-with-feeling-dont-stop-continue.htm' title='reeling with the feeling don&apos;t stop continue'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-4274423023416967445</id><published>2007-04-25T23:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-26T00:34:15.120-04:00</updated><title type='text'>so you think you can tell heaven from hell</title><summary type='text'>Geek news gets more and more terrifying. Today it's headphones that turn into robots.But they're just toys, you say. Sure. Sure they are. Are they?It's not just geek news, either. You may not have noticed this pattern, but my keen eyes have observed that every summer, like clockwork, Hollywood has a grand new blockbuster predictor of our doom - fictionalized, yes, but based solidly in reality. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/4274423023416967445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=4274423023416967445' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4274423023416967445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4274423023416967445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/04/so-you-think-you-can-tell-heaven-from.htm' title='so you think you can tell heaven from hell'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-4997601717584162939</id><published>2007-04-20T18:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-20T18:55:35.765-04:00</updated><title type='text'>as we feel our weight return</title><summary type='text'>I don't mean to downplay this week's tragedies, but this is ridiculous, and I have two questions:Was the perpetrator wearing a diaper?How many more news reports like this before we stop joking about "going postal" and start joking about "going astronuts"?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/4997601717584162939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=4997601717584162939' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4997601717584162939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4997601717584162939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/04/as-we-feel-our-weight-return.htm' title='as we feel our weight return'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-7868354644787189110</id><published>2007-04-18T23:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-18T23:31:34.397-04:00</updated><title type='text'>in europe and america there's a growing feeling of hysteria</title><summary type='text'>The Russians want to build a tunnel from Siberia to Alaska. 64 miles long. With a highway in it. There might be people who say you can't do that because it's too fucking far, but I'm all for it. Google Maps' swimming directions notwithstanding, my only hope is that when I'm 55 years old and the thing is complete, I'm still up for a (hydrogen-powered) roadtrip from New York to London. Wait a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/7868354644787189110/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=7868354644787189110' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7868354644787189110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7868354644787189110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/04/in-europe-and-america-theres-growing.htm' title='in europe and america there&apos;s a growing feeling of hysteria'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-7766259418690438136</id><published>2007-04-17T14:10:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-17T14:50:47.496-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i'm your only friend i'm not your only friend</title><summary type='text'>Not much, just a few links.http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2007/04/the_amazing_osa.htmlhttp://xkcd.com/http://xkcd.com/c235.htmlhttp://xkcd.com/c169.html</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/7766259418690438136/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=7766259418690438136' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7766259418690438136'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7766259418690438136'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/04/im-your-only-friend-im-not-your-only.htm' title='i&apos;m your only friend i&apos;m not your only friend'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-38094285179980475</id><published>2007-04-12T22:33:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-12T22:49:10.484-04:00</updated><title type='text'>squeaky swings and tall grass</title><summary type='text'>Well I officially started my own personal summer today, ordering Gameday Audio from mlb.com. I heard the last two innings of the Braves/Nationals game, in which Smoltz's strong showing was lost. The Braves had a great chance to pull out a nice win right at the end, but came up short. I won't say I couldn't have been happier, because obviously I could have, but damn it felt great to listen to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/38094285179980475/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=38094285179980475' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/38094285179980475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/38094285179980475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/04/squeaky-swings-and-tall-grass.htm' title='squeaky swings and tall grass'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-5900783768877483514</id><published>2007-04-11T00:05:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-11T00:07:39.259-04:00</updated><title type='text'>the more i think about it the more i know it's true</title><summary type='text'>My guess is Jeff Tweedy's been listening to some 70s soft rock, and I, for one, am glad of it. When I felt my first actual craving for Sky Blue Sky today, I knew a slow addiction was setting in. Which suits me just fine.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/5900783768877483514/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=5900783768877483514' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5900783768877483514'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5900783768877483514'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/04/more-i-think-about-it-more-i-know-its.htm' title='the more i think about it the more i know it&apos;s true'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-596386567262195012</id><published>2007-04-10T12:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-10T12:08:20.374-04:00</updated><title type='text'>drop it like it's?</title><summary type='text'>This is fascinating and very funny.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/596386567262195012/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=596386567262195012' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/596386567262195012'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/596386567262195012'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/04/drop-it-like-its.htm' title='drop it like it&apos;s?'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-6456213083027367565</id><published>2007-03-30T15:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-30T16:17:29.376-04:00</updated><title type='text'>genius to fall asleep to your tape last night</title><summary type='text'>My cat ate my iPod headphones. I don't know why, go and ask him. They were the newer, sleeker style of whites; they looked better (though perhaps they lacked a certain Modernist charm) but they didn't fit as comfortably as the older ones. And anyway I have a pair of Sony earbuds that sound better. Still, fucking cat.In other news, I'm back on Last.fm, and you can see my chart right over there to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/6456213083027367565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=6456213083027367565' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6456213083027367565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6456213083027367565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/03/genius-to-fall-asleep-to-your-tape-last.htm' title='genius to fall asleep to your tape last night'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-294870112000023286</id><published>2007-03-28T13:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-28T13:49:48.105-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i can't get enough</title><summary type='text'>As long as we're on the subject of trying to imagine a rock band playing dance music or vice versa (or as long as we're a couple of days late in adding to the thread), here are some tracks for further discussion.The Infadels debut album, We Are Not the Infadels has a sort of early-INXS sensibility to it, if early INXS was British and making records in 2006. There's definitely something in common </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/294870112000023286/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=294870112000023286' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/294870112000023286'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/294870112000023286'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-cant-get-enough.htm' title='i can&apos;t get enough'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-4966678940478743105</id><published>2007-03-27T15:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-27T15:30:10.512-04:00</updated><title type='text'>i can't help thinking and i won't stop now</title><summary type='text'>I'm not saying the same thing will happen for you, but I listened to the whole of Coldplay's X &amp; Y this weekend and found that it has aged quite well. I used to think the first half of the record was superior and the rest was unnecessary, but now I find that it all comes together nicely as a whole.And Spring is here, so I have a little extra for you from the album's Special Dutch Edition. It's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/4966678940478743105/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=4966678940478743105' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4966678940478743105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4966678940478743105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-cant-help-thinking-and-i-won.htm' title='i can&apos;t help thinking and i won&apos;t stop now'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-2373050946434837495</id><published>2007-03-27T01:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-27T01:50:41.030-04:00</updated><title type='text'>the cows all like to milk themselves, and the hens lay eggs three times a day</title><summary type='text'>From Mountain XPressPlay Review: Oleanna at NC Stage—Alli Marshall, A&amp;E reporterby Alli Marshall on 03/22/2007It’s telling that title of this two-person David Mamet play is completely obscure. It’s taken from a 19th century folk song that references the ideal of utopian societies. Got that?The play, performed by Immediate Theatre Project (ITP) at NC Stage Company, is not an easy one to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/2373050946434837495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=2373050946434837495' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2373050946434837495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2373050946434837495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/03/cows-all-like-to-milk-themselves-and.htm' title='the cows all like to milk themselves, and the hens lay eggs three times a day'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-4911492651593796757</id><published>2007-03-15T15:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-15T16:04:29.659-04:00</updated><title type='text'>someone hit the brakes we're gaining too much speed</title><summary type='text'>Howard Dean just emailed me to say:This could be George Bush's Watergate.Eight U.S. Attorneys, fired because they wouldn't follow orders by the Bush Administration.Now, look. I disapprove of George W. Bush as much as the next guy, but if the Democrats want to beat some drums, and of course they do, can't they find something real?Or am I missing something? Seems to me that U.S. Attorneys, being </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/4911492651593796757/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=4911492651593796757' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4911492651593796757'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4911492651593796757'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/03/someone-hit-brakes-were-gaining-too.htm' title='someone hit the brakes we&apos;re gaining too much speed'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-6076583941977477931</id><published>2007-02-15T15:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-15T15:51:53.902-05:00</updated><title type='text'>friday night's alright for lighting</title><summary type='text'>So this lady Maureen Ryan, who watches a lot more TV than I do (they pay her for that), says here that Friday Night Lights is the best show on network television. Okay, I'll grant that a show can be better than Lost. Then she goes on to say it's as good as The Wire. That's a hell of a thing to say. Can any of yous offer independent confirmation?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/6076583941977477931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=6076583941977477931' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6076583941977477931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6076583941977477931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/02/friday-nights-alright-for-lighting.htm' title='friday night&apos;s alright for lighting'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-9081964531052354580</id><published>2007-02-15T00:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-15T00:49:46.734-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Me too.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/9081964531052354580/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=9081964531052354580' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/9081964531052354580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/9081964531052354580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/02/me-too.htm' title=''/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-3494240672157874382</id><published>2007-02-13T17:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T15:40:08.026-05:00</updated><title type='text'>with parts made in japan i am the modren man</title><summary type='text'>I hope some of the first bionic human modifications made available on the mass market include flamethrowers and laser-guided BB guns. Until then, however, I'm getting robot insurance from Old Glory to protect me from this guy:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/3494240672157874382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=3494240672157874382' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3494240672157874382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/3494240672157874382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/02/with-parts-made-in-japan-i-am-modren.htm' title='with parts made in japan i am the modren man'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-7145786015588448539</id><published>2007-02-13T14:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T12:29:44.134-05:00</updated><title type='text'>working for the black gas</title><summary type='text'>Why isn't North Korea's pledge of nuclear disarmament getting bigger headlines all over everywhere? Kudos to the Washington Post for recognizing how huge the story is.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/7145786015588448539/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=7145786015588448539' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7145786015588448539'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7145786015588448539'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/02/working-for-black-gas.htm' title='working for the black gas'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-276779182349730862</id><published>2007-02-12T23:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-07T09:46:53.455-05:00</updated><title type='text'>don't know if i feel joy or pain</title><summary type='text'>The presidential race in this country has gotten too long and too expensive by far, but I sure am addicted to the show.For the record, I'm a fan of Hillary Clinton. Always have been. As a matter of fact, I got into a fight with my Republican girlfriend in 1992 when I said that I thought Hillary was pretty. Not that the measure of her as a politician is her physical attractiveness, but I liked her</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/276779182349730862/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=276779182349730862' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/276779182349730862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/276779182349730862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/02/dont-know-if-i-feel-joy-or-pain.htm' title='don&apos;t know if i feel joy or pain'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-1697279014401229156</id><published>2007-02-06T23:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-06T23:50:36.473-05:00</updated><title type='text'>just a stranger on the bus</title><summary type='text'>Reader discretion is advised.I heard a story on BBC Newspod about a guy planning to swim the length of the Amazon River. Now, I understand the attraction of epic river journeys, but swimming the Amazon? That's a bit much.Anyway, what's the first thing that pops into your head when you think of swimming the Amazon, besides "don't"? It's a piranha, right? Well, forget about that, 'cos that ain't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/1697279014401229156/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=1697279014401229156' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1697279014401229156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1697279014401229156'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/02/just-stranger-on-bus.htm' title='just a stranger on the bus'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-6625293981409346486</id><published>2007-01-26T14:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-26T14:55:43.232-05:00</updated><title type='text'>remember new york staring outside</title><summary type='text'>On the subject of winter songs, here's one near and dear to my heart. Certainly it helps that it mentions Staten Island, which is rare, and I first heard it when I lived on Staten Island during my first New York winter. But it also helps that it's a gorgeous, sweet-hearted song, warm and cozy like hot apple cider by a crackling fire.Fountains of Wayne - Valley Winter Song</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/6625293981409346486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=6625293981409346486' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6625293981409346486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6625293981409346486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/01/remember-new-york-staring-outside.htm' title='remember new york staring outside'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-7733955651132636722</id><published>2007-01-25T12:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-25T12:24:23.714-05:00</updated><title type='text'>finding our way around indecision</title><summary type='text'>It's 2007. I first watched video (albeit a sorry excuse for it) on the World Wide Wave at least ten (10) years ago. You'd think that ten years on it would be easy to find a video of a major address by the leader of the free world, but that wasn't my experience last night.So yeah, I had some sadistic or masochistic, I don't know which, impulse to watch the president's 2007 State of the Union </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/7733955651132636722/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=7733955651132636722' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7733955651132636722'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7733955651132636722'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/01/finding-our-way-around-indecision.htm' title='finding our way around indecision'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-1326223459951787369</id><published>2007-01-19T18:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-19T18:35:24.105-05:00</updated><title type='text'>i can feel it coming in the air tonight</title><summary type='text'>h meyercat&lt;!-- (10:24:22 PM)--&gt;: gd dleechump&lt;!-- (10:24:38 PM)--&gt;: g your own d h meyercat&lt;!-- (10:24:43 PM)--&gt;: daaaaaang. h meyercat&lt;!-- (10:24:50 PM)--&gt;: Did you see that movie yet? dleechump&lt;!-- (10:24:59 PM)--&gt;: which?  rocky balboa? h meyercat&lt;!-- (10:25:07 PM)--&gt;: Oh yeah, that too. dleechump&lt;!-- (10:25:18 PM)--&gt;: children of men? h meyercat&lt;!-- (10:25:20 PM)--&gt;: Also that one where Good </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/1326223459951787369/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=1326223459951787369' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1326223459951787369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1326223459951787369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/01/i-can-feel-it-coming-in-air-tonight.htm' title='i can feel it coming in the air tonight'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-7942567336894453825</id><published>2007-01-16T16:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-16T16:39:02.538-05:00</updated><title type='text'>and may your dreams be realized</title><summary type='text'>Alright alright, so maybe the Google Reader thingy is worth looking into. But since I've had neither time nor inclination to do so just yet, consider this shared:Why Apple Makes Me Cry from Wired News</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/7942567336894453825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=7942567336894453825' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7942567336894453825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7942567336894453825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/01/and-may-your-dreams-be-realized.htm' title='and may your dreams be realized'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-877578791913805658</id><published>2007-01-13T03:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-13T03:18:26.016-05:00</updated><title type='text'>won't it be strange when we're all fully grown</title><summary type='text'>I wish I could live until the year 3000, how delicious, because in Roman numerals that'll be 'MMM'.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/877578791913805658/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=877578791913805658' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/877578791913805658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/877578791913805658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/01/wont-it-be-strange-when-were-all-fully.htm' title='won&apos;t it be strange when we&apos;re all fully grown'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-7448881447231865185</id><published>2007-01-11T14:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-19T18:44:21.277-05:00</updated><title type='text'>all those dark and frantic transatlantic miles</title><summary type='text'>I've always followed commercial aviation news pretty closely for some reason, even long before my sister started to fly friendly-like in the skies. I'll also admit to an above-average, possibly abnormal, arguably irrational obsession with corporate aesthetics and image (for example, I hold the conviction that people can be pretty neatly placed into Coke or Pepsi camps, and the Pepsi camp, with a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/7448881447231865185/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=7448881447231865185' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7448881447231865185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/7448881447231865185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/01/all-those-dark-and-frantic.htm' title='all those dark and frantic transatlantic miles'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-6542332006267960396</id><published>2007-01-10T17:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-10T17:33:34.348-05:00</updated><title type='text'>but i just had to look</title><summary type='text'>No time to write today, really. Instead I'll just point you in the direction of the result of the work I've been doing in my "spare" time over the last couple of weeks: archival pages and pictures from previous immediate theatre project productions The Glass Menagerie, The American Dream, and All My Sons.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/6542332006267960396/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=6542332006267960396' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6542332006267960396'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/6542332006267960396'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/01/but-i-just-had-to-look.htm' title='but i just had to look'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-2377726563520854471</id><published>2007-01-09T15:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-09T15:41:47.699-05:00</updated><title type='text'>a crowd of people turned away</title><summary type='text'>By now, surely, you've heard today's news, the biggest news in popular communications trends in a long, long time, but I just wanted to throw my two cents in.First of all, in a perfect world the Tribune wouldn't have run the story without hearing what Cusack had to say first. But it's not a perfect world, and the Tribune Co. needs to sell newspapers just like any other honest, hard-working </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/2377726563520854471/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=2377726563520854471' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2377726563520854471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/2377726563520854471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/01/crowd-of-people-turned-away.htm' title='a crowd of people turned away'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-1529705411525989845</id><published>2007-01-08T15:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-08T15:48:35.841-05:00</updated><title type='text'>i read the news today oh boy</title><summary type='text'>I'm thinking this is the best "Overheard in New York" I've ever read:http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/008536.html(Even if I were set up on the magical Google Reader, this would seem to would merit more than simple 'share' status...)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/1529705411525989845/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=1529705411525989845' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1529705411525989845'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/1529705411525989845'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/01/i-read-news-today-oh-boy.htm' title='i read the news today oh boy'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-5154823559587428032</id><published>2007-01-06T23:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-06T23:51:51.745-05:00</updated><title type='text'>sometimes you want to go</title><summary type='text'>In New York the other night, I stopped by Great Jones Cafe on a whim. With a ticket to Spring Awakening in my pocket and plenty of time to kill, I decided to walk from the tkts booth at South Street Seaport all the way up to the theatre on 49th Street, and after a while I found myself in the Great Jones neighborhood so I dropped in for a beer. Nanette and Artie were working, just like they did </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/5154823559587428032/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=5154823559587428032' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5154823559587428032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5154823559587428032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/01/sometimes-you-want-to-go.htm' title='sometimes you want to go'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-5673572396116085199</id><published>2007-01-05T15:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-05T16:23:21.052-05:00</updated><title type='text'>began an end today</title><summary type='text'>A long time ago, the guitarist tried to convince me that we should do a cover of U2's 'Numb' with the vocals somewhat mimicking a certain impassioned speech given by Denzel Washington in the role of Malcolm X (Hoodwinked! Bamboozled! Led astray! Run amok!). I just couldn't see how that would work, and we never tried it. But it hit me today. I get it now. I don't know if I would have had the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/5673572396116085199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=5673572396116085199' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5673572396116085199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/5673572396116085199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/01/began-end-today.htm' title='began an end today'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-4862293486436225177</id><published>2007-01-04T15:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T15:42:13.091-05:00</updated><title type='text'>and the little plastic castle is a surprise every time</title><summary type='text'>File under "How is that news?"Says here that the holiday shopping season turned out to be worse than expected for many of the nation's retailers. Come on now, are retailers' memories really that short? Every year there are news reports that the Christmas shopping season wasn't quite what retailers expected. Hey retailers, lower your damn expectations! Don't base your annual budgets on projected </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/4862293486436225177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=4862293486436225177' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4862293486436225177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4862293486436225177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/01/and-little-plastic-castle-is-surprise.htm' title='and the little plastic castle is a surprise every time'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6527152.post-4891296491552470923</id><published>2007-01-03T10:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-03T11:00:44.709-05:00</updated><title type='text'>i hear in my mind all of these voices</title><summary type='text'>When either Silas or my sister recommends some music to me, it's worth my while to pay attention. When they both come at me with the same recommendation, well, then it's a conspiracy. If I join up, does it become a movement?Regina Spektor - Fidelity</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/feeds/4891296491552470923/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6527152&amp;postID=4891296491552470923' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4891296491552470923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6527152/posts/default/4891296491552470923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hansthecat.blogspot.com/2007/01/i-hear-in-my-mind-all-of-these-voices.htm' title='i hear in my mind all of these voices'/><author><name>Hans</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12820873232636605377</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry></feed>
